Sunday, August 5, 2012

K Stew - Trampire

K Stew has done the unthinkable, she has cheated on R Patz. My first thought upon hearing the news was, "Who is going to get their vampire baby?" I mean the vampire community cannot be happy with the current situation. They have a media crisis on their hands. Im sure the Volturi have already assembled and sent out their thugs. Jacob and the werewolves will have to be working overtime on this security detail. 

My shock was very similar to that of Will Ferrell's. I will let him describe that to you now. 


Utter Chaos K Stew. Chaos. 

1 comment:

  1. if you weren't such a tight wad you would roll over to home depot and rent their truck for $19.95 and then you wouldn't have to throw manure in the back of your ride!

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